It was approximately 8.30 a.m. on a busy morning when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9.00 a.m.
Dear Sweetheart, ♥
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in a trigonometric lane. Oh, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. I must admit, before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
HEY GUYS, this is important. Always keep in mind that;
You could be an attractive guy, you could have a lot of money, you could drive an expensive car, you could be in great shape, but that’s only what pulls certain girls in and that’s only what keeps THOSE girls around. But if you’re not good at the little things like carry a conversation with a girl, Continue reading
It was in the evening and the boy really missed his girl.
So he texted her;