The Wedding test- Ha ha ha!

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me though. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. Continue reading

A Mathematician Love letter ♥ – Ha ha ha!

Dear Sweetheart, ♥

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in a trigonometric lane. Oh, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. I must admit, before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
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Best divorce ever – Ha Ha Ha!!

Dear Alice: 
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been through hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Signed,
Korir,
Your EX-Husband

P.S.
Don’t try to find me. Your Sister Victoria and I are moving away together! Have a great life!

My dear Korir (Now my Ex-Husband)

Nothing has made my day more better than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with Victoria, my sister, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the Ksh. 500 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed five hundred shillings from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit Charity Sweep stake for ten million Shillings Jackpot, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Dubai. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a cent from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife – Alice,
Rich and Free!

P.S.
I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Victoria was actually born Victor. He underwent a sexual change. I hope that’s not a….. problem.

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Last weekend, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said,
“I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”  I said,  “WHAT?! What was that?!”
She said,  “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 

“Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
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