The Wedding test- Ha ha ha!

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me though. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. Continue reading

A Mathematician Love letter ♥ – Ha ha ha!

Dear Sweetheart, ♥

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in a trigonometric lane. Oh, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. I must admit, before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
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