My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me though. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. Continue reading
- Hello Sweet Girl!
- Hi Lover Boy!
Dear Sweetheart, ♥
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in a trigonometric lane. Oh, there I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. I must admit, before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
These are Short and a Hilarious stories, yet with a great lesson. They have been shared thousand times and i still think its worth sharing.
Don’t try to find me. Your Sister Victoria and I are moving away together! Have a great life!
Nothing has made my day more better than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with Victoria, my sister, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the Ksh. 500 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed five hundred shillings from me that morning.
Your Ex-Wife – Alice,
Rich and Free!
I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Victoria was actually born Victor. He underwent a sexual change. I hope that’s not a….. problem.
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|How can overlook and oversee be opposites,
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
Have you ever wondered how on earth we all understand each other with this crazy English language that we all speak? This is a funny read and leaves you saying to yourself ”yeah …. yeah!”
“The Lunacy Of English Language”
English is definitely the most widely used language in the history of our planet. One in every 7 humans can speak it. More than half of the world’s books and 3 quarters of international mail is in English. Of all the languages, it has the largest vocabulary – perhaps as many as 2 MILLION words. Nonetheless, let’s face it – English is a crazy crazy language.
For example ….